Definition of Weather

  Once I dipt into the future far as human eye could see,
  And I saw the Chief Forecaster, dead as any one can be --
  Dead and damned and shut in Hades as a liar from his birth,
  With a record of unreason seldom paralleled on earth.
  While I looked he reared him solemnly, that incadescent youth,
  From the coals that he'd preferred to the advantages of truth.
  He cast his eyes about him and above him; then he wrote
  On a slab of thin asbestos what I venture here to quote --
  For I read it in the rose-light of the everlasting glow:
  'Cloudy; variable winds, with local showers; cooler; snow.'

Halcyon Jones